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HOW TO BEAT AN ANNOYING VEGAN IN ANY ARGUMENT:

Step 1: REMIND THEM THAT OUR ANCESTORS ATE MEAT- No vegan is aware of this, but one thing they are aware of is that if humans have been doing something for thousands of years, it must be acceptable. After all, there's nothing worse than moral progress!

Step 2: BECOME A PLANT RIGHTS ACTIVIST- Everyone knows that cutting the throat of live animals and cutting vegetables is the same thing. Tell them plants have feelings and they should become breatharians like billion of animals living in farms.

Step 3: ASK THEM WHAT THEY'D DO IF THEY WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND- Vegans routinely get stuck on desert islands and have to eat animals of desert for survival.

Step 4: REMIND THEM THAT EATING MEAT ISN'T ILLEGAL - If politicians think killing animals is okay, then it must be!

Step 5: SHOUT "UMM CHICKEN" REPEATEDLY- Vegans have never heard of this product. This will disorientate the vegan.

Step 6: POINT AT YOUR CANINE TEETH-

we know that if you have a body part capable of doing something, that means it's okay to do whatever it/they can be used for. For consistency, make sure to assault a vegan in his face and then POINT AT YOUR FISTS if they ask you why you did it, they aren't aware of the fact that if we have a body part capable of doing something it's ok to do anything that it is capable of.

Step 7: TELL THEM THAT WE NEED TO EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS TO SURVIVE- Many vegans are unaware of the fact that they are actually dead, much like Bruce Willis' character in 'The Sixth Sense'.

Step 8: TELL THEM THAT MEAT IS TASTY- vegans aren't aware of this, since none of them have never eaten meat in their entire lives. Vegans need to understand that nothing is more tasty than animal cruelty.

Step 9: TELL THEM VEGAN FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT- It's a well known fact that not a single one of the 20,000 edible plant species on earth or the spices and other products derived from them are even slightly appetising.

Step 10: REMIND THEM THAT THEY USE ELECTRICITY AND MOBILE PHONES- Being involved in a justice movement is hypocritical if you use electricity or mobile phones. Be sure to also tell racial equality campaigners, women rights and gay rights activists and anti child abuse campaigners that their activism is pointless for the same reason.

Step 11: CALL THEM PUSSY AND WEAK- we all know the one who cares for the weak and voiceless is pussy and weak by heart, tell them that killing the weakest animals remorselessly is what makes us strong and manly. Remind vegans of the time where you showed your manliness when you pointed at the picture of "BIG MAC" and in the most manly manner you said "BRING ME THAT"

Step 12: REMIND THEM THAT YOUR SITUATION IS JUST LIKE A LION'S - tell them you eat meat because lions do that too. Let them know about that one time you stalked your prey down in a jungle with your canine teeth and flawless strength of your jaws and limbs to feed your family who was dying of hunger.

Step 13:- MAKE THEM AWARE THAT WE ARE OMNIVORES BECAUSE WE CAN MAKE WEAPONS TO HUNT ANIMALS- many vegans aren't aware that even if we are not biologically and naturally capable of hunting animals, we can use weapons to kill them,so that makes us omnivores, for consistency make sure to kill a street dog with a weapon and then tell the cry babies that it's ok to kill animals because we are omnivores.

STEP 14- LET THEM KNOW HITLER WAS A VEGETERAIN- now it's a well known fact that hitler was a bad person and a vegeterain too,which means vegans are just like hitlers, make sure to call vegans HITLERS as soon as they take a sip of water because hitler drank water too.

Step 15- ITS YOUR PERSONAL CHOICE - vegans aren't aware about it but it's our personal choice to torture,enslave and kill animals for the pleasure of our taste buds.

Step 16- TELL THEM VEGANS ARE ANNOYING AND THEY SHOULDN'T ACT AS IF THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE - Despite the fact that they don't kill animals because they don't feel themselves superior to them and despite the fact that they do live by a higher ethical standard, they obviously think they are superior because they don't kill animals, so I think they should start killing animals to prove they aren't superior.

Step 17- TELL THEM ITS THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST- Its a well known fact that the strong prey on the weak and nature is cruel, let vegans know of that one time when you were stuck in a survival situation in a supermarket, where you had to travel to the battlefield and had to encounter many pitfalls of the nature to find something to eat,and continued the search like a skilled survivalist and force-dragged yourself to the chicken section and then looked at the price of chicken wings later to find that you are lacking in sufficient funds to take the mighty beast down, but thankfully it was double coupen day and you made it out of there alive.

Set 18- TELL THEM THAT ANIMALS ARE HUMANELY KILLED- vegans aren't aware about it but truth is we get our food derived from the animals from the local, organic, grass fed, humanely ,loved and kissed on forehead until they fall asleep for the last time.

Step 19- TELL THEM VEGANISM IS UNHEALTHY- if VEGANISM gets eleminated and washed out ,I think only then we can finally fix the pandemics like covid 19,swine flu , HIV aids or bird flu and diseases like heart diseases, obesity, cancer ,strokes etc. Which are destroying the societies who don't eat enough steak,fried chicken, sausage, hamburgers, fried eggs and butter.

Step 20- FINALLY SHUT THEM UP AND TELL THEM TO STOP FORCING THEIR BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT- we all know that forcing animals into slaughter houses and then forcing knives against the Throats of animals is better than forcing our beliefs down someone's throat who isn't comfortable with hearing the truths, vegans need to be taught to not act rude and let people do whatever they want.

Ps- vegans need to be stopped.